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12 DAYS OF TURBO IS BACK WITH LOUDER ENGINES, AN ASTOUNDING NUMBER COMPLAINTS FROM OUR HR, AND 12 MORE CHANCES TO WIN.


Pit Viper’s favorite 12 day holiday starts right here on November 13th. Every day at midnight MDT, a new prize will go live on this page. Don’t panic, just enter to win that day’s prize below and let the anticipation of this once in a lifetime opportunity wash over you. Come back every day for a new chance to win. 12 days. 12 entries. 12 chances to win. Winners will be notified and announced on social media the very next day.

What's In It For You?

Prizes that we’ve given away before to talentless losers just like you.

Pit Viper Gift Card

The MacDaddy of gift cards. $20,000 in pit vipers, apparel, gear, random bullshit, and whatever else our bosses decided.

Canadian Truxedo

A Jruck? A trean? An OBS Ford F-whatever wearing Wrangler jeans? Does a truck wear jeans over the bed or just the wheels?

Heli-Skiing Vacation

An all inclusive Heli Ski Vacation from Alaska Heli Skiing in Haines, AK.

The Prizes

Day 1

18+ OnlyUSA Only

Day 1

The Corduroy Accord

Remember the Canadian Truxedo, aka the Denim Deisel, the Jruck? Introducing the Accorduroy. It's warmer and even less waterproof, featuring non-stretch waled cotton. Of course, the Accord runs; it’s a Honda.

Day 2

18+ OnlyUSA Only
Now open entry closes in

Day 2

One of Everything We Make

Immediately after winning, a massive shipment with one of everything we have in stock will ship to your house. An obscene amount of Pit Vipers. Truly a nuisance.

F.A.Q.U.

I don’t understand the rules.

For 12 days we will be giving away 12 unbelievable prizes. Each day a new prize reveals itself, and each day you have the chance to enter to win it. It all starts at midnight MST on November 13th and ends at midnight MST on November 24th.

How do I enter?

Every day at midnight MST a new prize will reveal itself. Click the “enter to win” button. Fill out your name. Then your last name. Then your email. Then-- you know what, you got this.

How long do I have to enter?

You have 24 hours to enter for each prize. Entries will close at midnight MOUNTAIN STANDARD TIME.

How old do I have to be to enter?

18 or older.

What if I’m under 18?

Call your mom’s ex boyfriend. Call your school counselor. Call whoever. As long as they're 18 or older they can enter. Then you can argue about who actually won for the rest of their life (in this case your oldest relative is your safest bet).

Do I have to buy something to enter?

TECHNICALLY: No.

MORALLY: Probably. We aren’t making money off of this giveaway. Our accountant literally hates that we do this. Also the majority of www.pitviper.com is on sale right now so you really don’t have an excuse not to.

Can I enter multiple times for one prize?

Sure, but our intern, Bob will be deleting multiple entries and adding them to the bad cowboy list (don’t ask), so it would be a waste of both of our time.

Can I enter multiple times for one prize?

I mean technically, yes. But we’ll be filtering out all multiple entries, so I’d find something better to do with your time.

What is the bad cowboy list?

I SAID DON’T ASK.

How will I know if I won?

We will call you. Probably from a number you’ve never seen before. Answer your damn phone. There may be a free car waiting on the other line.

How are the winner’s decided?

Bob (the previously mentioned intern) will write every entrant’s name on an origami swan then release them off of my cousin’s tree stand. The swan that reaches the gulf of Mexico first wins. Either that or we’ll pick a winner with a random number generator.

What if I don’t want the prize I won?

Yes you do, you signed up for it.

How will you get the prize to me?

We’ll worry about that later.