Remember the Canadian Truxedo, aka the Denim Deisel, the Jruck? Introducing the Accorduroy. It's warmer and even less waterproof, featuring non-stretch waled cotton. Of course, the Accord runs; it’s a Honda.

Immediately after winning, a massive shipment with one of everything we have in stock will ship to your house. An obscene amount of Pit Vipers. Truly a nuisance.

Baby to quiet? Baby too loud? You won't know the difference with the motor stroller. With a finger throttle, your stroller’s 2-stroke motor screams all the way to daycare. Always use the right fuel-to-oil ratio.

Comes fully stocked with 30 pairs of Pit Vipers. Be the only person to own one of the Arcader Display Cases (aside from my boss who got one that was damaged in shipping.) You realize how expensive these are to ship? You lucky son of a gun.

Paris, London, Tokyo… Myrtle Beach. The golf capital of the world will be your home for 6.9 days (almost a full week). You legitimately get - 2 Ice Shaker Speaker Bottles 5 Days and 4 Nights of Oceanfront Accommodations for up to 2 people in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina 1 Round of Golf for 2 people in the Golf Capital of the World 1 round of mini golf for 2 people 1 additional Myrtle Beach Attraction for 2 people $200 Dining Gift Certificate

The tightest end in football, Rob Gronkowski, has signed 12 pieces of what can now be deemed historic memorabilia. 10 lucky winners will win Pit Vipers signed by Gronk, 1 will win a signed Patriots jersey, and 1 lucky winner will get to protect their end zone with a pair of tighty whities that Gronk left his personal mark on. By mark we mean signature. NOT poop.

Hitch this mobile barbecue to the back of your jalopy and smoke some wieners wherever you go. At the game, at the office, at your grand pappy’s funeral (he loved smoking). Complete with a Pit Boss smoker, grill, griddle, smokeless fire pit, and all of the tools and accessories you need for the ultimate tailgate. Did we mention it's filled with sand? Life's a beach. BBQ in your bare feet.

Glen Plake hosts you at Mike Weigle Heli Skiing for 4 days of skiing, cuisine, and courses. A 4-course day Ft. gourmet food, french lessons, and maybe even mohawk styling from the man himself. Let me just reiterate… FREE HELI SKI VACATION

It's a rocket engine on a golf cart. Do we really need to explain this one to you?[Aim for the moon because even if you miss, you'll end up in the stars smashing a rich person's window who lives on the course.]

1000 f*cking winners. You can win. Your mom can win. 999 other people you may or may not know can win. This is the best chance you have of winning one of these giveaways. You asked for free Pit Vipers, we listened.

Single? Lonely? Really long human? It's everything you know and love about a tandem bike, except it's just for you. (Rear wheel drive) Hand modified by world-iinfamous Bicycle Pubes, featuring custom handlebars from Doom Bars, we did not actually test this bike and are not liable if you hurt yourself.

The average American burns $2,148 in gasoline in a year*. A prize of $4,200 of gas at Maverick, if you are below average or European this prize is really a grower not a shower.*according to a very quick google search