TRUTH

You picked truth. Here’s your question. Would you buy something if I told you that I’ve had a really hard year and that I was supposed to go to Miami for winter break but then my friend said she couldn’t so now I can’t go because what am I going to do in Miami alone but I’ve been waiting for this trip all year like I got my tonsils taken out this past spring because I got strep 6 times last year and I just really need to unwind and party with my friends is that too much to ask? If you answered yes, click here. If you answered no, I have a follow up question. Would you buy something if I told you that I had a dream last night that something bad would happen if you didn’t buy something? My boss asked me to redact that follow up question because it sounds threatening but actually I don’t mean something bad bad, just like what if you don’t buy something and then I stub my toe. Would that make it your fault? I’m the one who stubbed my toe, but maybe I wouldn’t have if you bought something… do you get what I’m saying? Anyways I’m not threatening you, but would you buy something then? If your answer is yes click here to shop our 40% off sale.